As expected, the final season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians proving fruitful for fans, serving up endless fodder for us to forget our own boring lives. My favourite moments so far? Just every scene with Kourtney Kardashian and ex Scott Disick on their own. Producers are relentlessly hammering home the ‘will-they, won’t-they’ plotline and it’s glorious. (Spoiler alert, they won’t.) All these moments have had the exact same vibe: Scott simping hard over Kourtney, while Kourtney literally couldn't give less of a fuck. These videos are absolutely sustaining me right now.
Take this clip from a recent episode, where Scott Disick admits to Kourtney that it’s hard to see her with other guys.
“Seeing you around any guy bothers me,” he says after accusing her of flirting with a lifeguard.
In literally the most perfect response ever, Kourtney says, “Around another human that I’m not flirting with?” She says this while giving her best Kourtney Kardashian expression: mega indifference with a hint of an ‘I am absolutely judging you’ smirk.
“[I was] Waking up to looking at pictures with you with this guy you were dating and it was just unhealthy and it made me upset and sad, you know what I mean?” Scott continues.
As Scott waxes lyrical about his insecurities and laments the fact Kourtney is an individual autonomous human with the ability to romantically be involved with other humans, she chimes in with her trademark “nnnyeah” response without shifting a muscle in her face, which translates in this case to ‘get me the fuck out of this hell conversation’.
It’s queen shit. We love to see it. These days, Kourtney is extremely happy (proven by this absolutely chaotic Insta post) with none other than... Travis Barker from Blink 182. Scott, meanwhile, is currently dating a teenager.
Watch the entire Keeping Up with the Kardashians clip below.