You know it's official when they start selling merch splashed with your face for money, am I right ladies? What? That's right, "twin flames" Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox are now making out on pink hoodies and red tees at all good stores near you, by which we mean Machine Gun Kelly's official merch page. And there's nothing you can do about it.
The image features a picture of a very sloppy kiss between the couple, adorned with red hearts and the words: "She loves a boy so much she wants him to steal her breath"; a lyric from MGK's "banyan tree (interlude)". Wow, this is not a COVID-safe sentiment. That said, we're kind of into it.
The couple are famously flamboyant when it comes to showcasing their love for one another. "Loving him is like being in love with a tsunami or forest fire," Megan told Nylon back in November 2020. "The intensity of merging with him is just overwhelming, and the threat it poses is so powerful but so beautiful that you have no choice to surrender with reverence". Megan, this is beautiful. But please don't surrender with reverence to a tsunami. That sounds very dangerous.
We wish Kelly and Fox an overwhelmingly powerful Valentine's Day; and if you're so inclined, you may purchase the hoodie here.
Written by Reena Gupta, a Melbourne-based writer for MTV Australia. Follow her on Twitter at @purpletank.
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