The simulation is glitching, folks. We know it is. We have inarguable and concrete proof.
We know it's glitching because there's no way in reality that Nikki Webster (?) and Rebecca Black (??) would go on a nationwide bingo tour (???) hosted by Alex Dyson. Yet, that is exactly what's happening.
The Bingo Loco Australian tour will hit venues throughout the country, promising "rave rounds, lip-sync battles, comedian mc’s, epic production and of course ridiculous prizes." Make of that what you will.
Although, they note that previous prizes have included a boat and a trip to Vegas, both of which sound absolutely fine by us.
The entire premise of the event seems completely chaotic and unpredictable, so much so that it feels like it would be a crime to miss it.
Check out full tour dates and where you can nab tickets below.
Bingo Loco XXL Oz Tour with Rebecca Black & Nikki Webster
Friday 22nd May: The Big Top, Luna Park, Sydney; www.bingo-loco.com/australia
Saturday 23rd May: Freo.Social, Fremantle; www.bingo-loco.com/australia
Friday, 29th May: Melbourne Pavilion, Melbourne; www.bingo-loco.com/australia
Saturday, 30th May: Fortitude Music Hall, Brisbane; www.bingo-loco.com/australia
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