Gwyneth Paltrow Is Still Trying To Make Singing Happen
Our tolerance levels for Gwyneth Paltrow's particular breed of pretension are already generally pretty low but her latest public appearance really takes the cake.
We've never quite understood it, but for years Gwynnie has been trying to make this whole singing thing happen and we must admit we've enjoyed watching it unplay. Cringe - it's the very definition of it.
On The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon she played a game because that's what you do on when you hang out with Jimmy you see. The pair sang awkward first text messages that had been sent in from viewers and it's just all really weird and cringey and put the microphones down guys.
Much like fetch and the $38909 cashmere sweaters she spruiks on Goop.com, we just don't think a singing career is ever going to happen anytime soon.