Oh Good, Rachel Dolezal Is Launching An OnlyFans Account

What fresh hell is this, 2021?

Disgraced bronzer enthusiast Rachel Dolezal is launching an OnlyFans account, and there’s nothing we can do about that now.

In case you need a refresh, Rachel Dolezal captured the world’s attention six years ago when she was outed by her white biological parents as white, in what will likely go down one of the most public displays of parental disappointment of all time. For a long time, Dolezal pretended to be a Black woman; going as far as to darken her skin and kink her hair while working as a high-level official at the NAACP.

That Rachel Dolozal – and we can’t stress this enough – has joined OnlyFans.

Is this what the world is now? Lockdown extensions, billionaire space contests and this?

Don’t worry, though: Dolezal has proclaimed that her OnlyFans account will be “tasteful”. She will take to the platform to post a variety of content, including “hair tutorials”, “Monday motivation” squats and [checks notes] “foot pics”. Sure.

In a chaotic Instagram caption, Dolezal explains that she’s looking forward to offering “a little something for (almost) everyone”. Will that something for everyone include reparations to Black people for that whole modern minstrel thing? The Instagram post does not say.

Apparently her OnlyFans account launches on September 1, so that’s one for the diary, I guess. May God have mercy on your soul.

Written by Reena Gupta, a Melbourne-based writer for MTV Australia. Follow her on Twitter @purpletank.

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