Good News For The Housebound: Some Killer Movies Are Coming To Stan in September 2020

Feast your eyes on the full September schedule here.

Everyone! Please stop doing your lives for a second and listen up, because Aussie streaming service Stan just released their September line-up. That’s right, line-up: it’s like a music festival, but at your house. BYO snacks. Alright fine, you can get UberEats, relax.

Here are a few highlights to whet your appetite: 

1. Paddington (September 4)

Look, a lot has been said about Paddington 2 but what would Paddington 2 be without the OG? Bloody nothing, am I right? Sigh. I dunno.

It's also like, the best Nicole Kidman movie ever. Honestly, she makes a great villain – and as we all seem to dislike her right now, it’s timely viewing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxeBdrGGU8U

2. Desus & Mero (various Sept dates) 

I would highly recommend getting across this NYC-based talk show if you haven’t yet had the chance. The first time I watched it I was hooked. It’s hosted by Desus Nice and The Kid Mero, who originally hosted a podcast together. I'm not sure why I find their banter so enjoyable – it's very silly, funny and different. I hope to hang out with them one day. Check out their take on that now-infamous Axios interview below. 

3. Be Kind, Rewind (September 7) 

This movie fell under the radar when it came out in 2008 but it’s a nice, wholesome way to while away a couple of hours. It’s directed by Michel Gondry (the French director the Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind and The Science of Sleep), and stars lots of cool people like Jack Black, Mos Def and Sigourney Weaver. It's all very cute, quirky and low-fi. 

Is anyone else super into Jack Black lately? I watched Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle the other day (don't judge me, I'm in lockdown) and his performance blew me away.

No more rambling: have a gander at the full September schedule for Stan movie and TV releases below: 

Tuesday September 1, 2020

Breathe
Daddy’s Home
Tropic Thunder
The Terminal
Mapplethorpe

Geordie Shore: Season 20 (!!!)

Wednesday September 2, 2020

Hey Duggee: Season 3, Set 1
Down Under
Material Girls

Thursday September 3, 2020

American Pastoral
The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus
Day And Night
German Angst

Friday September 4, 2020

A.P. Bio: Season 3
Cheers: Seasons 1 – 11
Canada’s Drag Race: Season 1, Episode 10
Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Season 1, Part 2
Paddington
The House of Magic
Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure

Saturday September 5, 2020

Natural World: Hippos Africa’s River Giants
Monster Beach: Season 1, Episode 25
Broken City

Sunday September 6, 2020 

Love Fraud: Season 1, Episode 2
P-Valley: Season 1, Episode 8
Power Book II: Ghost
Below
The Extraordinary
Proxima
Monster Beach:
Season 1, Episode 26

Monday September 7, 2020

The Circus: Season 5, Episode 12
Be Kind Rewind
Selma
Porn To Be Free

Tuesday September 8, 2020

The Daughter
Apocalypse Now

Wednesday September 9, 2020

Red Dawn
Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa
Rosalie Blum

Thursday September 10, 2020
China’s Artful Dissident
Goon
Cutthroat Island
Furry Vengeance

Friday September 11, 2020

The Voices
New Amsterdam: Season 2
The Blinky Bill Movie
Planet 51

Saturday September 12, 2020

The Biggest Little Farm
Monster Beach
: Season 1, Episode 27

Sunday September 13, 2020

Love Fraud: Season 1, Episode 3
Power Book II: Ghost
Monster Beach: Season 1, Episode 28
Wyrmwood

Monday Sepember 14, 2020

The Circus: Season 5, Episode 13
Desus & Mero: Season 2, Episode 46
Our Cartoon President: Season 3, Episode 10
Everybody Loves Raymond: Seasons 1-9
The Lunchroom
Dogs Don’t Wear Pants

Tuesday September 15, 2020

Clueless
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

Wednesday September 16, 2020

Mirror Mirror
Terminator 2: Judgement Day
The Aviator’s Wife
The Queen of Spain

Thursday September 17, 2020

Catfish: Season 7 (!!!)
Twilight (which could be turning into a book, by the way)
The Twilight Saga: New Moon
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2
The Host
Rambo: First Blood
Rambo: First Blood Part 2
Rambo III
Everybody Wants Some!!

Friday September 18, 2020

Desus & Mero: Season 2, Episode 47
Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past Hummingbird
Legends of Oz: Dorothy’s Return
Astro Boy
Dino Time
High Tension
God Exists, Her Name Is Petrunya

Saturday September 19, 2020

PEN15: Season 2, Part 1
The Impossible
See Spot Run
Monster
Beach
: Season 1, Episode 29

Sunday September 20, 2020

Love Fraud: Season 1, Episode 4
Power Book II: Ghost
Summer of Rockets: Season 1
Monster Beach: Season 1, Episode 30

Monday 21/9/20

The Circus: Season 5, Episode 14
Desus & Mero: Season 2, Episode 48
Our Cartoon President: Season 3, Episode 11
Brothers
The Sweeney
Woyzeck
Where the Green Ants Dream

Tuesday September 22, 2020

Nerve (2016)

Wednesday September 23, 2020

Charmed (2018): Seasons 1-2
Red Planet
An Unexpected Love
The Dancer


Thursday September 24, 2020

Fist Fight (2017)
Man on a Ledge
Aurora
Just To Be Sure

Friday September 25, 2020

Desus & Mero: Season 2, Episode 49
Deutschland 89: Season 1
Old People’s Home for 4 Year Olds: Season 1
Something Borrowed
Maggie
Petra

Saturday September 26, 2020

Mechanic Resurrection
Monster Beach
: Season 1, Episode 31

Sunday September 27, 2020

The Comey Rule: Parts 1 & 2
Power Book II: Ghost
Sleepless
Berry Bees
: Season 1 (Part 2)
Monster Beach: Season 1, Episode 32

Monday September 28, 2020

The Circus: Season 5, Episode 15
Desus & Mero: Season 2, Episode 50
Our Cartoon President: Season 3, Episode 12
St Trinians 2
Legend of Fritton’s Gold
L.A. Story

Tuesday September 29, 2020

The Fighter
I Am Wrath
Elsa & Fred
70 Big Ones

Wednesday September 30, 2020

Grey’s Anatomy: Season 14
Lock Up
Intimate Parts
Hemel

Enjoy your binge sesh. 

Main Image Credit: Clueless, Paramount Pictures

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