We can confirm that your favourite couple are back on their bullshit. Yep, Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly (who boast a connection of mythic proportions) are back to remind us that they exist in the world, and there’s nothing we can do about it.
Over the last five months, updates from the couple have become commonplace – whether it’s a reference to Megan Fox’s feet or the decision to get a questionable Spanish tattoo. (The two met in Puerto Rico, after all.)
More recently, we were blessed with the knowledge that MGK indeed wears a vial of Megan Fox’s blood around his neck – which is a crazy coincidence, ‘cos same!
This month, though, the couple have been making a few more red carpet appearances than usual.
Appearing last week at the 2021 Billboard Music Awards (which was jam-packed with hot looks, by the way) the two rocked a look that I can only describe as ‘vampiric’. The couples treated photographers to a few ‘normal’ poses before predictably launching into one of their weird stunts.
Yep, MGK revealed his tongue was painted black, so Megan Fox did what any of us would do to our partner in such circumstances: grab their crotch and lick their tongue. (I kid, this is weird.)
The next red carpet the couple visited was for the iHeartRADIO Music Awards, where MGK nabbed the award for Best Alternative Album. They stepped out looking hot as hell, with Megan Fox in a stunning satin pink Barbie-inspired jumpsuit, and MGK rocking a pearly white suit with pink accents to match.
Machine Gun Kelly also rocks some razor sharp nails which he uses to eagerly claw at Megan Fox, because of course he did. To be fair, I love this look, but when it comes to the weird 'daddy issues' exchange the two shared on Instagram, it’s a firm no from me.
But wait, there’s more! Fans of MGK were also treated to a guest appearance by Megan Fox herself during his performance at the Indy 500 concert in Indiana, whatever that is. According to E! News, as MGK hit the stage the crowd chanted Megan’s name, until she came out on stage to join her boyfriend.
Megan casually walked onto the stage in jeans and a black crop top, took a drag from her cigarette and kissed Machine Gun Kelly on the shoulder before he launched into his track, “I Think I’m Okay”. A brief but fabulous cameo.
It’s fair to say that it’s been a big month for these two. We’ll keep you across any further extremely important updates as they inevitably roll in.